Baby Bash

Old fire-station-turned-elevated-brunch inside the Foundation Hotel. White tablecloth energy, killer Bloody Marys, the kind of room that makes you feel like a CEO before you've had your second drink.

Loud, packed, hash-brown-stack famous. Less polish, more party. Boozy brunch menu, big group tables, energy out the door.

Tucked inside the Book Cadillac. Famous for cowboy candied beef bacon and fluffy biscuits. Killer presentation. Heads up — they don't serve booze, so we'd BYO mimosa run before/after.

You don't care, you trust me. I'll book whichever has the best availability for 15 and call it.

Padded seats behind home plate area. All-you-can-eat ballpark food and beer/wine/cocktails included for the whole game. Like a suite without the suite price. Built for a group that wants to settle in and not pull out a wallet for nine innings.

Right-field overhang. The party section. Standing-room rails, beers in hand, prime spot for a home-run ball. More money to spend on dinner and drinks later. Authentic Detroit ballpark.

You don't care where you sit, you just want everyone there. We'll go with whatever fits the crew's budget best.

Best private room game in town for groups of 15. Live music, smooth service, wagyu tomahawk on the menu. Hosts countless private dinners — they know how to handle a crew without missing a beat. Solid all-around.

Modern, dramatic, dry-aged steaks. The 40 oz tomahawk is the move. Chicken-fried lobster as an app is wild. Most Instagram-able room of the bunch. Pricier than Sullivan's, more of a flex.

The original Detroit steakhouse. Open since 1938. Underground dining room, dark wood, leather booths, live jazz. Where the city's old guard cut deals. If you want the most "this is Detroit" dinner you can have, this is it.

Newer spot, halal-friendly menu, live music, wild interior. The name alone makes it bachelor-appropriate. Filet, surf-and-turf, lamb chops all hit. More energy than the old-guard rooms.

If you're sick of steak — this is it. Hottest Italian room in Detroit right now. Pasta made in-house, lamb chops, scallops. 4.8 stars across 2,000+ reviews. Different energy from a steakhouse — feels celebratory without being a meathouse.

Top of the historic Book Tower. Panoramic skyline views, fire pits, craft cocktails. The "we made it" photo of the night gets taken here.

Penthouse cocktail lounge. Classier crowd, more wine-list-than-shots. Great if you want to linger over a real conversation, not crank the volume.

Cigars, live music or DJ in the tent, drinks in hand. Loose, loud, late. Perfect if the crew's not done yet.

Walk over to the casino, find a poker table, ride the night out. Open 24 hours so we close it on our terms, not theirs.

You're done deciding. I'll read the room and pick the right move.